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[ longest silence ever, someone is staring at their present hoping it'd disappear but... ugh it won't ]

I'm not laughing. [ he picks it up and scowls some more ]

After all that trouble to rid myself of such a pest it appears before me again. Your sense of humor is of poor taste I have to say.

The weather only serves as a reminder of that dreadful trek up the mountain, really I haven't heard someone complain about the cold so much in my life. [ who you may ask? why Vaan of course, who else would complain so much it would drive Balthier mad ]

Oh and Fran, bring me one of those bells won't you? I want to hang it in the Strahl.

[ in obvious relation to this ]

Well this sounds somewhat familiar, he wouldn't happen to have an evil twin would he?

[ thar be flipping of pages, before he stops and... fixes his cuffs ] That was pleasant.

Now then, talking book, I require a few important items. One, a new radio, two; a viera, three; a bag of ice, four; a little fat man to strangle and five; a new fuse for the engine.

Failing that a bar, preferably one not filled with Imperials.

[ a sigh ]

Honestly, I have same love for your sense of amusement castle, but this is rather ridiculous.

T'ch. A amusing trick, nothing to worry your heads over. Illusions, nothing more nothing less.

[ tap tap, hi have the sounds of a shotgun being cleaned ]

That talk of gods brings back some unwanted memories, next thing you know they'll start hearing voices, talking to air and seeing things that aren't really there. [ lol balthier ]

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[ here are the sounds of a slightly disgruntled sky pirate, honestly you spend some time in the crazy castle and shit goes to hell.

fff brb fixing his cuffs ]Oh yes it is grand to be in this damned castle, if it weren't for the glitter I would say we're sitting in the middle of the Empire's prized capital ( Read more... )

[ a snort and then you can hear Balthier chuckling, lol oops someone got himself drunk. It wasn't his fault he was thirsty... and didn't stop after the fifth glass of water... HE WAS REALLY THIRSTY ]Now if someone had done this to Arcadia's water supply before little Larsa's rise to the throne they would've been a right old happy lot, not a bunch ( Read more... )